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Join the waitlistCritical latency regression on checkout-edge: Wall Time P99 is 18× baseline, sustained since 2:02 AM, and checkout requests are queuing. I'm investigating.
probably the Hyperdrive change in tonight's deploy?
👀 1Working on it
- ✓ Pulled the last 30 minutes of checkout-edge metrics
- ✓ Correlated with the change records
- ◐ Testing the Hyperdrive pool hypothesis
- ○ Draft the fix
status as of 2:17 AM UTC
You're right. Deploy 9f3c2a1 shrank the
hd-prod connection pool from 50 to 5,
and checkout requests queue behind connections. Confirmed against the pool metrics and the change record.
Fix is drafted, coreplane/checkout-edge#142 restores the pool.
CI is running; I'll report back here.
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🔴 Issue detected: Critical latency degradation in checkout-edge worker
Wall Time P99 on checkout-edge rose 18× and is sustained. The regression started minutes after a deploy changed the Hyperdrive connection pool.